Dog Logic
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Anonymous
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like, has never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
- Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Pedigree is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret
